Top 10 Worst Business Ideas I Have Ever Come Across
Albert Einstein once said “If, at first, the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.” Here is my list of the top ten most absurd and hopeless ideas I have heard about in my lifetime:
- Coffee shops? The world hardly needs more coffee shops. Plus, coffee shops don’t scale.
- A Maine-based line of natural products that are made with bees wax? Last time I checked, the “bee” supply chain wasn’t that scalable.
- Overpriced, finely made historically accurate dolls that will teach children about history? Seriously? I don’t even know where to go with that.
- An algorithm that will improve upon Yahoo’s web search technology? Fatal flaw: why couldn’t Yahoo just do that themselves?
- Packages overnight? The infrastructure required to make that happen is prohibitively expensive. Nice idea, but too much capital risk.
- Growing a technology business in Seattle? Cow town, and too far away at that: investors want to be able to drive no more than four hours from their home. Plus, there’s no entrepreneurial talent in Seattle.
- You want to trade collectibles and knick-knacks on the web? That’s maybe, like, a $1,000 market on a good day.
- Your children have an “orphan disease” for which you want to find a cure? OK, so what don’t you understand about the healthcare industry(?): orphan diseases are unfundable.
- Sell books on the Internet? People want the experience of touching books, opening the covers, being in a bookstore. Sorry, but the need just is not there.
- You don’t want to develop computers but you do want to (basically) assemble them? There’s nothing novel or even very protectable about that. If you had invented a new microprocessor or something, I might be interested. But just putting the boxes together isn’t going to generate sustainable gross margins.
These are unassailably awful ideas. Every one of them. Laughable almost. I wonder what the poorly thought-out, misguided, ill advised…OK, can we all just agree to call them patently absurd?…ideas of the next decade will be:
- Making cost competitive oil out of algae (been there, tried that; plus, the whole algae industry is too capital intensive, don’t you know)?
- Competing with Google (ok, can you say naïve)?
- Starting a great company in Cleveland (too cold; no talent — seriously: none, anywhere in the entire state in fact)?
I confess that I do not know. But, I have the time of my life working with entrepreneurs trying to figure it out.
(So, the terrible ideas listed above are examples so well known to most Americans — never mind you fair, brilliant readers steeped in innovation history and always seeking contrarian ideas — that they are almost trite. But, to my mind, they bear repeating because they remain stalwart, iconic reminders of how visions and dreams become great companies in spite of a slew of reasonable obstacles and well reasoned protests. In case you didn’t recognize one or two, here they are:
- Starbucks, founded in 1971 and a market cap of $17.2 billion today
- Burts Bees, acquired by Clorox for $913 million in 2007
- American Girl, founded in 1986 and acquired by Mattel Inc. for $700 million 1998
- Google, founded in 1998 and a market cap of $184 billion today
- FedEx, founded in 1971 and a market cap of $27 billion today
- Microsoft, founded in 1975 and worth $274 billion today
- eBay, founded in 1995 and a market cap of $29 billion today
- Novazyme, acquired by Genzyme for $225 million in 2001; see Extraordinary Measures, which came out last week
- Amazon, founded in 1994 and a market cap of $55 billion today
- Dell Computers, founded in 1984 and a market cap of $28 billion today
Also, it should be noted that angel and/or venture capital investors believed in and invested in almost all of these companies. Each entrepreneur in question was able to get someone, and in some cases numerous someones, to believe in and put money behind the entrepreneur’s harebrained, crackpot — and I mean that with all due respect — idea.)
Becca Braun is President of JumpStart Ventures. She founded and led a number of early-stage companies and organizations, as well as worked as a private equity investor and management consultant. She received her MBA from Harvard Business School and her BA in Linguistics from Harvard University. She is keenly interested in the intersection of wealth creation and broad-based regional economic growth.

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